The Gimp and I got lit up last night. The only thing I can remember is driving around the old neighborhood, hitting the pub and then i'm staring at the ceiling in my bedroom. Thank God the Gimp didn't walk in with a breakfast tray and say: "Last night was fantastic. How'd you do that whirly thing?".
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:16 AM | email | archive

Fried Chicken: DENIED. Our boss at work decided to buy us a shitload of Popeye's chicken for lunch today: 40 someodd pieces of greasy, tender, steaming hot regular and spicy fried chicken. What did the H-Dog say? No thanks. I'll just much on this overly large tub of Red Beans and Rice, because I taint misbehaving no grease in this new "al natural" diet. I drank a large thing of water to wash it all down. I did have a smoke afterwards but, hey, I can work that off, right?
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:50 PM | email | archive

Yo man, just got this shit from Wally:

I'm not having a fun time right now, but at least I got this girl's phone number and email address up at school.

Man, sounds like you got everything but the girl. Go eat your ice cream chump.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:53 AM | email | archive

You need some Programmers?? Well the General and I can make you a 32-Bit Console program that can convert Miles to Kilometers in a mere second!
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:32 PM | email | archive

What the hell, just got this email from Le Wally Champe:

Had to drop my fucking classes. I did all my financial planning for the next 2 months, and there's no way I could poay for classes and have even a dime for food or rent or anything else for that matter. So today was my last day for classes, and next week I go back to full time at the Way. I'm gonna try to find another job in the meantime.

WHAT?? Wally's telling me that he traveled a quarter of the country, through the ice and snow, THROUGH AMARILLO, just not to take any classes? Hit up your dead beat dad or whore your filthy body out to the local Amway...shit do something. Damn.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:29 PM | email | archive

That Jake, blogging with sports updates like there was no Fresca in the joint. I was just reading his treatise on current Texas Sports and I must say, i'm pretty sure that fool doesn't know anything about sports! (wink wink). From the way he talks about the Longhorns, I swear he cleaned Major Applewhite's nut cup after every game last season! Give up the dream! Well, he did just graduate from UT, so I'll give him some slack. Check it here.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:30 PM | email | archive

Wally Champ in a football movie?? Yeah, I thought it was crazy until I saw it myself! Check it here
posted by The H.Bomb| 6:53 PM | email | archive

Speaking of the C++ Instructor... The General and I are sitting outside the lecture hall waiting for the dude to show up and teach the class. So we're banking on him being 15 Minutes late so we can go book and check out The General's new whorehouse Fry's Electronics. It's roughly 2 minutes until the 15 Minute mark when we get up to leave and homie shows up. "I got an emergency to attend to. Do the first exercise, i'm out." Damn, getting our money's worth, but that's cool since the H-Dog don't need no tutoring.

So we book over to Fry's Electronics and check out the facilities. It's housed in what was once an HQ Store (think a Home Depot store) so the damn thing is the size of a ziggarut. Inside the middle was what The General had been speaking about the whole ride down there: "YO! H! You gotta check it out! So much shit in that place and there's a fucking deli/diner in the middle of it! No fucking Wendy's or that kinda shit, or that K-Mart Cafe', i'm talking a real fucking deli! Come, let's go!"

Well, i've been to a couple of the Fry's Electronics in California, most notably the Egyptian themed one and the Space Themed one so I was kind of expecting the same kind of pandemonium they had going over there. Let's just put it this way, THEY HAVE ALOT OF SHIT. Walking aimlessly through the store while The General was pointing out prices everywhere we went and pointed to a Soyo Motherboard, exclaiming "That's a good motherboard". WTF? heheheh. General bought a stick of RAMBUST memory to accommodate his outdated Dell Machine that he spent a quarter of his annual earnings to purchase last year, so when we walked out he looked at the stick of Rambus and whispered "Fucking Score".


posted by The H.Bomb| 8:36 PM | email | archive

The Director of "The Full Monty" is back. But I wanted to share with you what the first paragraph of that headline said:

VENICE, Italy - Four years after his blockbuster success with the male-striptease extravaganza ``The Full Monty,'' Peter Cattaneo is back in business with his second major movie, a romantic adventure set in a British prison.

Now seriously, what kind of Romantic Adventure takes place in a British Prison? It's Crumpet and Tea Man Rape baby. I know there's some of you out there that are eagerly waiting for this one.


posted by The H.Bomb| 3:02 PM | email | archive

Good Morning, Good Morning. I did some exercises in THE MORNING thanks to my brother-man, the MethodJoe hooking me up with a regiment that would make Navy Seals laugh. Actually, it's pretty decent, about 40 situps, 10 pushups and 10 kneebends in three different sets. At this rate I should be The Hulk sans the Green skin.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:41 AM | email | archive

Man, everybody is blogged now. Jake Z. from Leanderthal, Texas has just got blogged. Check it. I talked to my ex tonight and got alot of things out of the air. Overall I feel alot better about everything, so tommorow the H-Dog is going to find some quality Grade A....meat?
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:24 PM | email | archive

Once again, the H-Dog is up early in the morning when he didn't have to be. I was able to get Wally's Blog up last night, so everybody go check it out. Since the templates got fixed, Carrozzi Girl's page got an update from me as well. I gotta stop referring myself in the third person. The H-Dog is out, peace.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:24 AM | email | archive

Looks like Blogger finally fixed their shit. Earlier today when I was setting everybody's Blog up, the template system was giving me shit. After manhandling my computer for about 30 minutes I was able to work. Anyways, overall I feel like utter shit today, but it is Labor Day and Tuesday is another Labor Day at work. My teeth hurt.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:28 AM | email | archive

The Carrozzi Girl has a blogger now..! Poyfather's Girl has a blogger account for all you players out there. You can check it out here. I'm trying to setup Wally's Blogger Account, but the Blogger systems have been having problems all day with templates, so it's going to have to wait until later tonight or this upcoming week. I went ahead and rented "Remember the Titans" today because I have absolutely nothing else to do. It was a pretty good film, and you could smell the unholy union of Jerry Bruckheimer and Micheal Bay all the way through it.
posted by The H.Bomb| 6:41 PM | email | archive

Used to hate Bob Schneider. For any of you fools out there who don't know who he is, he's a talented Singer/Songwriter which basically translates to SANDRA BULLOCKS boyfriend. But anyways, go get this joint: Big Blue Sea from your favorite Artist/Label Stealing, files swapping service. Damn i'm up early on a Sunday.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:50 AM | email | archive