They replaced the entire A/C unit. I came home yesterday and noticed my door was open (what the--!) and walked in, saw some hands cleaning something near the fridge. I said hello, walked into the kitchen and there's this weird looking guy in his work scrubs cleaning a puddle of what appears to be BLOOD under my fridge (double what the--!). First thing that came to my mind was: "They killed MethodJoe". But then he explained that he was trying to get a drink of water when a bottle of hot sauce came crashing to the ground. Well anyways, they ripped the entire sheet rock apart from where the A/C unit was and installed a new one. So now, right before you walk to my room, there's this huge unit that looks like it could suck your hair off, right above your head.

Last Night: I swung by The General's and his girl's place for some King Ranch Chicken...I guess it's a caserole...and that shit was banging. Unfortunately I had eaten not too long before they invited me over, but I got a good helping in. Later, P-Diddy and Carrozzi Girl swung by, we went up to Slick Willy's Pool Hall and waited for The Jake and The Gimp to show up. I'm not one to brag, BUT I KICKED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE JAKE in pool. We went to Trudy's after that to finish off the drinking, then I stumbled home where I now have risen from the deep slumber....but no hang over. Isn't that what it's all about?

Song of the Day:
1.) The Verve - Velvet Morning
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:22 AM | email | archive

Snap, almost forgot about Matt Todd. The Jake reminded me that Wally Champ's older brother, who is in the Air Force, is currently in Saudi Arabia right now. Best of luck to him and to all U.S. Troops in the Middle East.
posted by The H.Bomb| 6:08 PM | email | archive

I'm freezing my nuts off. Damn, Dave (the same Mexican that gave me those jumping beans.) and I share the same A/C unit in both our offices. Unfortunately, he has to keep his like at 70 degrees all the time. It's so cold, my little buddies, the Jumping Beans probably went into hibernation. They haven't jumped all morning, except when I walked into the room and saw my glowing persona light up every dank, dark recess of the place I call work.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:19 AM | email | archive

Whuttup! H-Dog's been in a better mood lately. Maybe because Work and School's going real well for me right now. This weekend is gonna be the SUMMER OF LOVE. Or a bunch of guys hanging around, but that's ok. Anybody in Austin wanna go do something, gimme a holler, you know how to contact me. Peace!
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:05 PM | email | archive

Good Morning. Man, i'm pretty sure I got a decent grade in the math exam last night. I hate it when the General finishes before me, because I can "sense" his smirk as he walks by to turn in his exam. That's alright, cause he's still a punk ass bitch when it comes to the Mathematiks. Anyways, if you haven't checked them out, I put a gallery of some pictures from the small birthday party at my mom's house on 9/16/01.

Song of the Day:
1.) Spoon - Anything You Want.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:41 AM | email | archive

Birthday Pictures! I took some shots at the birthday gathering at my house the other day (9/16/01) and posted a few of them up. Check them out here.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:31 PM | email | archive

Manor Bail Bonds. Oh shit, what the hell are those guys up to now. It appears Sir Scott of Alnor has been seperated from the party and travels to the land of Xandor with his trusty side kick/thief Damian of Locksley.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:04 PM | email | archive

Zoolander! Ben Stiller! Sept. 28th! Who's in?! Man, I can't wait for this movie to come out...anybody down with me?!
posted by The H.Bomb| 5:57 PM | email | archive

Man..it is ice-sack cold in my apartment. Those guys from the complex finally fixed my A/C! (Well, at least for now). The last time I was this happy was when The General ate his words at Marvel vs. Capcom. On the flipside however, P-Diddy is apparently pissed off at something. The anger is strong in this one. After telling me over the phone the entire epic for 20 Minutes of my Anytime Minutes (heheh just kidding), I've come to the conclusion that his company must pretty much suck...and his boss sounds like a dick. Well, i'm going to go bask in the brisk coldness that is my apartment. Peace.
posted by The H.Bomb| 5:11 PM | email | archive

System free of Glitches. Man, it was a pretty rough day here at work..had alot of designs to do, but because the H-Dog is so proficient at what he does, it don't fade him. Or me..or I. Whatever. Tonight is the big math exam that will blow The General out of the water, assuming I: A.) Actually do the extra credit, B.) Actually do the Extra Credit right. We will see...and I will prevail.
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:49 PM | email | archive

Dames has now joined the Blog Sensation that is sweeping the country. Go check out his site here. I've yet to figure out what the hell it means, but if you got an idea, drop me a line. In other news, Doctors have performed the first remote surgery. Using robots and synced television images, Doctors from around the globe can give their expertise to other doctors all in the comfort of their own romper room or den. I thought it was kinda funny, I mean, what happens when you lag out or get disconnected? You might end up cutting all over the damn place. Read the whole thing here. Looks like today is poised to be a very good day...studied my ass off last night for the mathematiks class exam tonight. Rock on.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:53 AM | email | archive

Do your part and help out the economy. Here's some quality CD's and/or DVD's you should have for your collection:

1.) Free Dirty: Best of Ol' Dirty Bastard - Imagine all of ODB's greatest hits, such as Shimmy Shimmy Ya and Brooklyn Zoo all on one CD. Or you could just download them off the net, but don't you want that album cover of those nappy teefus??

2.) The Godfather DVD Collection - The Corleone thrillogy comes to DVD. See all your favorite Italians doing their crazy, wacky, yet kosher Italian things. Al Pacino stars as Micheal Corleone, the Godfather of a Mob Family and Marlon Brando/Robert DeNiro plays his easy going father. We'll forget about Part III, because in comparison to the other two, Part III is the equivalent to brother Fredo.

3.) The Simpsons DVD The First Season - Every Simpson's fan knows that the first Season kinda sucked because it was all Bart telling everybody to eat his shorts, but get it because the superior second season will soon follow. As will the third, fourth and so on. We'll forget the last two seasons and hope they only come out on VHS, less they put a big 8" taint on the Simpson's family name.

Go--Purchase!
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:06 PM | email | archive

You want more food? I got another recipe that I like to cook up when guests come over for a little pool party or just to watch my Cable Television. It's call the Banana Berry Beef Suprise. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't have any Banana, Berry or Beef in it. This one will make you the talk of the Apartment Complex, because everybody's cat will be clawing at your door!

Banana Berry Beef Suprise
1 - Cup of Hash Browns
1 - Cup of Green Beans
1 - Cup of Corn
1 - Thing of Ground Peppercorn
1 - Thing of Salt
2 - Hands to eat it with!
1 - Piece of Peppered Bacon (optional)
1 - Something of vegetable oil, enough to coat the skillet

Put the vegetable oil into the skillet until it coats everything, put all the ingredients into the skillet and begin frying..or skilleting, whatever it's called. You know it's good when the Hash Browns look edible. I threw the bacon in there because that's all I could find in my refridgerator at the time, but you can use just about any other chunck of uncooked meat. Remove, then add the ground peppercorn and salt. This feeds only myself, but it can feed your roomate if you double, triple even, all the ingredients. I like to wash this down with Grape Kool-Aid or Hill Country Fair's Cream Soda. For dessert, I usually have some orange cream popsicles or otter pops. My life sucks.

Enjoy!

Song of the Day:
1.) Sebadoh - Ocean.

posted by The H.Bomb| 11:16 AM | email | archive

The recipe craze has hit us at an all time low. Looks like The Jake is searching for party favors for his next Super Bowl bash, and The H-Dog is more than happy to oblige. I present to you, his world famous Ramen Noodle Soup "When you just ain't got the time" Meal.

Ramen Special
1 - Pack of Ramen (I like Beef or Chicken...or however many you can get for a dollar.)
1 - Pack of Ramen Seasoning (Usually comes in the bag, so don't fret.)
1 - One Egg
2 Cups of Water
1 - Spoon, to stir it all up with (You can use a fork or a plastic knife if you're in a pinch)
1 - Teaspoon of Spiracha Hot Sauce

Take the Pack of Ramen, drop it into a boiling pot of water (2 cups..or whatever the instructions call for on the back of the bag). Wait till the noodles are hot..or moist. A good way of testing it is to take a piece and make a ring around your finger. If it breaks apart, you probably fucked up. Half way through the "boiling" process, drop a whole egg into it. Wait for the egg to become sunny side up, then you know it's good. Mix the exotic spice pack that comes with the Ramen in as well as a teaspoon of Spiracha Hot Sauce. Remove and serve. This recipe feeds one lonely broke guy in a hot apartment, sipping on fine water (Ozarka blends nicely with the palette, as does Aquafina).

Enjoy.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:42 PM | email | archive

Looks like Dames will be in on the Blogging as well. Expect sometime this week, Damien's presence on the PGBCO.COM scene. The PGBCO Family of Superstars is growing so fast, we can't even keep up with it. I've got a billion subdomains that keep popping up everyday, like wallysrecipes.pgbco.com and hza-growth-hormone.pgbco.com.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:00 PM | email | archive

Damn Mexicans. Dave at work gave me a belated birthday present: Mexican Jumping Beanditos. It was mostly a joke, but when I saw them jumping in their little container, it kinda freaked me out. Larvae and shit. We got a big kick reading their webpage, especially the part: "Contact us by EEEEEEEMAIL". har har har.

Double Dipped, Songs of the Day:
1.) U2 - In a Little While.
2.) Sonic Youth - The Diamond Seas.

posted by The H.Bomb| 9:36 AM | email | archive

Yo! Shout outs to Dames and the Styxian Lynch Lord, the EverQuest hustler, Scott. The General and I, after trying to find S-Club Farris / The Gimp last night failed, swung by their place out by Manor. Today i'm going over to my parent's house to have a little get together to celebrate my birthday and my little sisters. Effeciency is the key here, so both birthdays will be crammed into one action packed, powder keg of fun.

Last night was pretty cool I guess. The Gimp and I hung out with Carrozzi Girl, POTG and Carrozzi's Sorority Friends. I had a good time talking to Kelly (hello.!) throughout the night and found out that we have completely nothing in common (in a good way, right? hahahaha, you know what i'm talking about). Go shake a rattlesnake girl.

Song of the Day:
1.) Jay-Z - H to the Izzo.

posted by The H.Bomb| 11:02 AM | email | archive