Zoolander! This is gonna be great..i've been waiting for a movie like this, for a long time.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:04 AM | email | archive

Another Akward Moment for the HZA. It started out as, Jake: "Hey, you wanna go grab some Italian with some friends?" so I'm like sure why not. Jake: "First we gotta go get a PS2 I've been saving up for." Aight, no problem. While at the Best Buy he tells me: "Oh yeah, it's Amy's friend Chris's birthday and him and his fiance' are going to be there for dinner." No problem, since I've never met them. When we arrive at the Italian joint: Amy: "Chris's family is inside waiting for Chris and Levina's family to show up." What the hell? I don't know these people and it's his birthday dinner...crap. Well either way it was pretty fun. I got to shoot the shit with everybody's family, even though I didn't know anybody there except Jake and Amy. I'm sitting here at the Apartment with MethodJoe and Jake playing his new PS2 and we found out that you can use the PS One Controller for it. Now MethodJoe and I are seriously looking at investing in one of these beauties.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:14 AM | email | archive

1.25 Hours till Freedom. I'm itching to get the hell outta here so I can go home and find out that I have nothing to do tonight since The General is going to the Zoo tommorow with his family, MethodJoe has to work in the morning, The Gimp is trying scare people at the Nightmare Factory, Wally is 8.5 Million Miles away rustling cowboys and P-Diddy has to work late tonight. Maybe I can organize my entire sock hamper (yes hamper, because I don't have a dresser--doh!). I've been thinking more and more about that new Digital Camera I've been wanting to get and it just occured to me: I'll probably never use that fucker. Case in point, I bought a Dustbuster a couple weeks ago and though: "Hey, I'm gonna use the hell outta it, busting dust, picking up lint and whatever." I haven't touched that thing in almost three weeks.

Maybe I should listen to The General and get a PS2, but with the X-Box coming out soon, I kinda want to wait to see how that turns out.
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:19 PM | email | archive

Who are you CYBERHIPPO?? I was just checking out my site stats, which happens to log the IP of visitors and noticed "Cyberhippo.com" on the list. I've been able to track it down to Cedar Park, but haven't fully figured out who it is. Please, if you are the CYBERHIPPO, email who you are! Now it's bugging me!
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:56 AM | email | archive

Ahh, the weekend is finally here. I'm pretty sure the rest of you guys agree that this was one fucking long week. I can't wait to relax in the comfort of my Plywood Air Conditioned Apartment. To show how old i'm getting, i've been having notions of my own house. Being the urban hipster that I am, i'd want it all decked out in European Contemporary Furniture or a shit load of Furio from Target, because that's the kind of guy that I am. Hahaha.. Anyways, gonna get back to work, think about The Canon PowerShot G1 Digital Camera and grab some oatmeal for breakfast. See ya'll later.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:40 AM | email | archive

Songs of the Day!:

1.) Maxwell - Lifetime. I'm not a fan of modern R&B (just old Mo-Town and late 60's/70's artists) but this joint by Maxwell, called 'Lifetime', is pretty "swinging" as my friend The Gamp says liberally. Sounds like it was written on an old Casio Keyboard, it's got a that seventy's soul funk somewhere in there. Hai Le recommended (hahahaha).

2.) Spiritualized - Out of Sight. The second is from the understated English Band Spiritualized (Imagine Radiohead meets The Verve) called 'Out of Sight'. Although at times it's a little too much baroque for my taste, it's the lyrics and Jason Pierce's voice that make it a great song.

2.) Folk Implosion - Natural One. This one is a blast from the past for any high schooler in the 90's. I used to be a big fan of Lou Barlow of Sebadoh, which Folk Implosion was his side project. The song was featured on the KIDS movie soundtrack where Lou tasted a little success with this single.

Download and enjoy.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:40 PM | email | archive

Thought of the Day. Thursdays are the best days, because it says it's one more day till the next best day Friday, which coincidently preceeds the bestest day of the week, Saturday. Whole lot of besting going on.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:52 AM | email | archive

Pop Quiz Hot Shot! The teach busted out a pop quiz tonight in Mathematiks that gave The General and I a good scare. First thing on my mind was: WHAT THE FUCK. Hopefully, we can pass that pop quiz and still retain our immaculate grades in that class. Hopes for the Viva Las Vegas trip quickly dropped when The Gimp aptly said: "You mean, I gotta pay up front?". The trip is now pending.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:24 PM | email | archive

So Michael Jordan is back. Everybody is saying either: "Good" or "Bad" about His Airness's second comeback. I'd have to side with the "Bad" mainly for the fact that he has no intent on winning a Championship (or could he) with the Washington Wizards, just get them as playoff prospectives. Come on man, you don't return to the game you love just help the Bad News Bullet's out, you fucking come back to dominate again. I hope this doesn't blow up in his face. He can always make Space Jam II. ESPN.COM has a computer doctored picture of Mike in the Wizards regalia...looks too damn goofy to me.
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:59 PM | email | archive

I forgot to mention a funny thing that happened yesterday before class. The General and I are hanging out in the courtyard at school, having a smoke, shooting the shit, when this guy comes around the corner to bum a cigarette. "Yo, you know I aint's like that, just coming around asking for a smoke, so I tells you what, I'll give you a little rap I came up with." So The General hands him a Camel and then he busts out into his song and dance (this is as far as I remember it): "What your eyes you cannot see, like the Philistine Prophecies, What is behind us, like Nostradamus..blah blah blah.." Then he proceeds to sit down and says something like: "You like that joint? Because I ain't be using no cuss words, no rapping about GATS and B-I-T-C-H-E-S.." he reaches for his backpocket and whips out this book, The Superbeings and tells us that all his secrets are held within. The General and I just nod our heads and tell him we have to go to class. As we walk off, i'm pretty sure he could hear us snickering.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:25 AM | email | archive

Allergies like a mutha.. Not only are my allergies killing me today (damn my perfect, agile body for becoming immune to the Drixoral) but the Viva Las Vegas plans might be shelved due to Sky Rocketing Ticket Prices and The Sigfried and Roy Happy Hour. Hopefully we can find a good deal somewhere.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:31 AM | email | archive

Fun with Digital Camera. Just messing around with some pics I took with the FujiFilm 1300. While you're at it, The Nature Boy has some new photos as well.

posted by The H.Bomb| 10:10 PM | email | archive

Just chilling with the MethodJoe, watching The Discovery Channel. Talking about extinctions and shit..let me tell you about Extinction: It's gonna happen to The General on our next Math Exam. I guarantee a blowout.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:50 PM | email | archive

Yo! Anybody watching The Love Cruise: Maiden Voyage?! I couldn't stop from laughing through the whole thing. It was great to finally see the show "That Hurts People-Maliciously!". I didn't know Michael Dell was on the cruise or Kenny G! What about those lovely ladies? Well shit, nobody can deny the driving force behind Silicon Hills. The Jewish Princess who was crying the whole show was getting on my nerves worse than a Ally McBeal episode.

The highlight of the show was when that tattoo guy was spitting out bad poetry at the mast of the ship to the dismay of his maties, which Kenny G rightly put: "Everybody was laughing at him because he was so cheesy". That isn't the exact quote, but you get it. Reminds me of some people I know in Austin, hmmm... MethodJoe and I are putting our clams down that Micheal Dell hooks up with one of his male passengers and Cabin Boyz their way to the $200,000.00 bucks and a trip around the world. Peace out.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:09 PM | email | archive

The H-Dog is torn. I'm still debating on buying that Nikon CoolPix 885 Digital Camera. It's so sweet, but I don't take that many pictures with the FujiFilm 1300 I have right now. Seeing how my debt is growing and the Viva Las Vegas Trip looming over the horizon, I need to ask myself why I should spend the 600-700 bucks on that camera. Mega-Bah.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:48 PM | email | archive

DAMNIT! The General pulls ahead in the Mathematiks race! Fool scored a 95 opposed to my svelte 92. Fucking Studying Bastard..that's all I gotta say. Until next time you magnificent chimp. VIVA LAS VEGAS!
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:15 PM | email | archive

Attack the plywood! The apartment complex put a big piece of plywood over the guts of the *NEW* A/C unit. Too bad, because before it used to suck so much air through the intake, it'd blow a pretty strong breeze through the vents. Now all I can smell is the sweet scent of plywood and reminisce about Subwoofer Boxes across this great land America: Home of Custom Audio Systems.
posted by The H.Bomb| 7:28 PM | email | archive

Worst Hot Dog Ever. Dave and I went to this new Chevron/Fried Chicken joint down the road. Since the H-Dog doesn't eat much Fried Foods anymore, I opted to hit some of the delictable Hot Dogs that had been rolling on the grill all morning. Shit, I almost puked after eating the first one that I couldn't bear to finish the 'Jalepeno Pepper Jack' Hot Dog. Shit tasted like a juicy piece of rubber! Any of you fools that know me know that the H-Dog hates to let food go to waste...but I was sure ass hell glad to let that one fly into the trash can. Bleeaaauuurrghh!
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:43 PM | email | archive

Man, I do not want to be here at work today. But I must...save enough money up for the Las Vegas Trip in October. I'm pretty serious about going, mostly to get away from all the shit here in Austin. Poyfather, Carrozzi Girl, myself and The Gimp or The General will be on the guest list but we also have plans to meet up with some of the guys in the Counter-Strike Clan as well. I've been looking at getting a new Digital Camera to document the event and am pretty sold on purchasing the Nikon Coolpix 885.

Song of the Day:
1.) Elvis Costello - (What's So Funny Bout') Peace, Love and Understanding?.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:44 AM | email | archive

Here it is, the monstrosity right before my bedroom. This is after they ripped apart the sheet rock to get to the core of the dilapitated A/C unit. I hated that piece of shit and from what the dude told me, there was a freon leak somewhere in the system that wasn't worth fixing. Well shit, I could of told you that when I was sweating my balls off during the summer. AHHHH....now there's this Over-Dog (from the movie Space Hunter Adventurer) looking thing hanging over my head.

Song of the Day:
1.) Sebadoh - Skull.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:52 PM | email | archive

Drixoral gots me fuuuuugged up. Man, take one 12-Hour Drixoral for the day, next thing I know it, i'm staring at my bedroom ceiling at 3:00AM. Two times a year I get allergies pretty bad around Austin, and this is one of those times. Before I used to just knock back a few Sudafed Sinus's but that shit wasn't working on me anymore--I needed a heavier, more potent and on the level of Street Crack: DRIXORAL. Unfortunately it puts me in a comatose state.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:40 AM | email | archive