Hahahaha, just watched that Air Force commercial Wally's brother sent him. That was probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen and have verified my thoughts on what Matt Todd was REALLY doing in the Air Force. Bwahahaha... I'm finally hungry again, anybody down for lunch? Gimme a call.

Oh yeah, you can check out the video here.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:33 AM | email | archive

Man, drink..too much. That's it, i'm not drinking any more until the next time I get drunk. I was already dehydrated from The Ebola Virus that hit me earlier this week, so drinking didn't make it much better. I'm a walking desert. Cool.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:04 AM | email | archive

Doh, forgot to mention: H-Dog going back to California next week. I'll keep ya'll updated while i'm there. Should be the same old stuff, but what sucks is that I have to miss another two classes of the C++ Class as well as one math class. Study..Study..Study......

This Sunday my little sisters and I might take my neice to go see that new Monster's Inc. movie. That should be SLAMMIN'! Oh man, there was this lady with her kid that happened to be on the same trick or treat trail we were cleaving through the neighborhood, who's kid (dressed as Batman) kept on going into peoples houses once they opened the door. The lady had to go up and tell her kid to come back. I was laughing hysterically because these people at the door didn't know what to do: there's this 3 foot tall Batman walking in on the joint like it was the Batcave. hahahaha..
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:55 PM | email | archive

KAOPECTATE comes to the rescue. I didn't mean to gross ya'll out..DID I?? I feel alot better already! Time for a night of cluttered moments of absurdity, wanton goofiness and other wackiness thrown in for good measure. POTG and CarrozziGirl will be hamming it up downtown for her sister's birthday party at Club Rave or whatnot. Since I am feeling alot better, I think i'll go with the Jake down and check out the football game after all. He wants to go to Buffalo Billiards afterwards so I can kick his sorry ass again in Pool.
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:47 PM | email | archive

Almost over this funk, I feel it. I'm feeling a little better, but not too sure if this viral spiral is quite over. Tonight i'm heading out with The Jake to go check out some football game our friend Walt coaches for (High School, division....fifteen or something) and then hit the bars or something. Should be fun. Anyways, talk to ya'll laters.
posted by The H.Bomb| 7:40 AM | email | archive

Wake up! Man, came home from work around 3:00PM, crashed out and just woke up. I'm gonna try to force some food back down and then go back to sleep. See you guys tomorrow.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:12 PM | email | archive

Wally's horoscope from Theonion.com:

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
As long as people continue to ignore the lessons of history, there's always a chance that you will one day find love.

Oh man, so true...heheheh sorry Mike.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:38 PM | email | archive

Man, i'm going home early. I don't feel that great, gonna try to get some sleep and attempt to make it into class tonight. Plus, my hair is all spikey today. No matter what I do, I still end up having a Derek Zoolander looking haircut today. !Uf!
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:19 PM | email | archive

New duds for the new haircut. Just got my stuff from URBN.COM. I feel like a jackass, these clothes were made for urban hipsters, not myself. But with a haircut like mine, who cares right?
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:16 AM | email | archive

Argh. Still feel bad. I was gonna call in sick today, but i've got some important stuff that can only be done TODAY. I don't think it's food poisoning! It's some seasonal virus deal, damn I wish it'd go away.

Song of the Day:
1.) Jeff Buckley - Lover you should of come over.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:37 AM | email | archive

Trick or treating = Good. Food Poisoning? = Bad. Trick or treating with my neice (it was Snow White, not Cinderella) was awesome. All the other little ones came along to, in this order: The Bumblebee, The Butterfly, Cinderella and a Witch. I pushed myself to go to class, but I feel like utter crap. I think it might be food poisoning. argh.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:03 PM | email | archive

H-Dog feeling bad! Yo, I suddenly feel dizzy and light headed and all those other things. My stomach feels weird and i'm exhausted. I can't get tired because I gotta take the little one trick or treating tonight. Gotta down a six pack of Red Bull or something. Crap, then I gotta go to class...so tired, need that second wind.
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:40 PM | email | archive

Awesome Songs of the Day! The first one is from The Clash, Train in Vain an uncredited track off the great London Calling album. The second is from Dwight Yokam, a cover of Train in Vain. Dwight is the only country artist I can listen to because basically..I like his lyrics. Anyways, listen to the original and then listen to Dwight's!

Songs of they Day:
1.) The Clash - Train in Vain.
2.) Dwight Yokam - Train in Vain.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:28 AM | email | archive

H-Dog doesn't get carded! I went to go buy some of that styling stick stuff from HEB and also bought a pack of smokes, and guess what: The H-Dog doesn't get carded. Must be the new hair cut I guess. Friday night i'm going to try to buy some wine without my driver's license. Rock on.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:54 AM | email | archive

Ok, so The Wizards lost. Doesn't anybody else remember the last time Jordan came back from retirement and how much he sucked? Yeah, true he had a good team with him when he came back, but didn't the Wizards get some promising draft picks? Rookies. I don't know what to make of it. 19 points is pretty anemic for the Greatest ever. I can't wait for that new Ballpark commercial.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:58 PM | email | archive

posted by The H.Bomb| 5:56 PM | email | archive

Gonna get some of that Bedhead crap POTG's always talking about. Now that i have the "head" for it (hahaaha..yuck yuck) I can finally look like a missing member of N'Sync or one of those hot teens walking around the mall my little sister's writing about in her diary (doh!). No good movies are coming out yet! I'm still waiting for The Ronnie Dobbs Story by Mr. Show and Harry Potte--errrr, I mean Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. When thought about, Elijah Wood does look like a Hobbit. This is gonna be awesome, i'll never have to read the books and just watch the movies! I'm a big literature fan, but The Hobbit had to be one of the most boring books i've ever read. The General read up to..I dunno, book fifteen: Goblin Attack! and said they get pretty heavy into lore and crap like that (much like the Dune Poly-illogy).

I've been thinking about delving deeper into my dork side and start playing some of those RPG's we played way back last year--I mean Middle School. Bust out the D&D (btw, my boss was ousted from college because of his love for the dice and paper game-hahaha), some dice, paper, pen, lead figurines, swords, goblins, beer, amphetimines, street crack and a couple good friends and ward off dragons and whatever.

On second thought, that sucks. It's like the General trying to get me to play that "Dark Age of Camelot" On-Line game, expressing to me his dire need to have a band of heroes to thwart off liches and sea trolls. What a loser. I'm going back to my Cyber-Assassin game now.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:58 PM | email | archive

Song of the Day! This is a classic. For a'll you wickid scepters out there, Ronnie Dobbs moving opus "Ya'll are brutalizing me" from the Fuzz Musical. This is from a classic episode of Mr. Show that Wally and I used to watch on HBO all the time. The Ronnie Dobbs movie is expected to be released sometime in 2002.

Song of the Day:
1.) Ronnie Dobbs (aka David Cross) - Ya'll Are Brutalising Me.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:38 AM | email | archive

Thermal Dynamics of my new head. I found out that my head can no longer retain the thermal properties that it used to. Last night, as I strolled lazily across the campus, I felt a shiver, not down my spine, but on my head. Due to the lack of insulation nowadays, it is more susceptible to heat and cold, thus my brain functions work erratically. Case in point, I walk into walls now and every time an incoming branch strikes my head, I feel nothing. You shorthairs have had it bad all these years. Chumps.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:17 AM | email | archive

Too much math on the brain. I had to retake that exam I missed while I was in California, then take a pop quiz in the class right after and then take notes on some new chapters. All I can see is those damn fractions. So what does everybody think of the new do?
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:22 PM | email | archive

posted by The H.Bomb| 11:09 AM | email | archive

Song of the Day. This one's from Van the Man, Morrison. I think it's a newer one, cause he sounds real haggard. =P

Song of the Day:
1.) Van Morrison - Reminds me of you.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:27 AM | email | archive

Day 1: The Haircut. I took a shower last night and used the regular amount of PERT PLUS. It felt so weird. My hair hasn't been this short since 9th Grade when I was forced to shorn it due to shoplifting. My hat feels like it's two sizes too big and I feel light headed all the time (hahahaha). Anyways, congrats to Dames for ending his one year drought. Now if only Wally could end his 23 Year drought...hmmm....

CORRECTION: It was the Hustla that ended his one year drought.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:45 AM | email | archive

Hahahaha.. That crazy Wally bastard. I just talked to him over AIM and he was telling me about some crazy shit that's happening down here in Austin that he's heard about. So just a few minutes he goes: "I just got off work...crap I closed the store an hour early. Damn daylight savings! Shit, I gotta go.." I actually laughed out loud, hence the exclamation: LOL. Besides that, it's not a question of IF the Wally Champ will come back to Austin to roost, but WHEN. H-Dog taking bets now.
posted by The H.Bomb| 5:16 PM | email | archive

So..Shorned. Yeah man, finally got an edge up that eradicated all the shiny, thick, beautiful hair that you would come to expect from the H-Dog. The only haircut I can compare it to until I find my Digital Camera is...The Rock. Yeah! Actually, to me it kinda looks like a lesbian hair cut. The lady that cut it had this picture of her and her boyfriend up next to her license. When I told her that I wanted it cut real short, she said "I know what you need." So approx. 15 minutes later I looked at that picture of her boyfriend, then at the mirror...damn, I look like that guy in the picture. He was dressed in a wife beater shirt showing off his dobermans. Doh!
posted by The H.Bomb| 4:40 PM | email | archive

Oh yeah, forgot to mention: I got the Vegas pictures! I'll post a page about it later on today. Right now, cleaning this filth den of debauchery. Where's the Formula 409...
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:24 AM | email | archive