Good Morning. Drank too much last night..and stayed up too late. Now I gotta clean this joint, crap, this could take all day....I tried playing that Dark Age of Camelot Game The General has been pitching, but it sucks. I can't get into it. Anyways, anybody in Austin wanna go do something later, gimme a ring.

Song of the Day--
Funny story, there's a Japanese Accounting Manager in California call Nobu-san (The San is optional). He's always been a hardass to everybody that comes in from Texas to do training or whatever. My boss Scott was/is his arch-nemesis, kinda like Jerry Seinfeld and Newman. So I'm sitting there in Oakland during the training sessions and i'm forced to talk to Nobu-san (he's sitting in the front of the class, all by himself--loser!). I overheard Robin say something that he was into 70's rock so I decided to delve into my repertoire of useless facts. So he starts to tell me about his Led Zepplin revival (imagine the a-typical Japanese tight ass telling you that Jimmy Page is "excellent"). To cut it short, later on that day he approaches me with a cassette tape in hand and says "You need to hear this live cover by The Faces". I'm a pretty big Faces fan (Rod Stewarts REAL Rock N' Roll stint) and so we're sitting out in the parking lot of the company, listening to this song. I was pretty sure he was gonna slip in Led Zepplin IV, bust out a joint and make a beer run at the local gas station. Talk about akward.
1.) The Faces - Angel (Live Hendrix Cover).
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:56 AM | email | archive

Just got back. I'm gonna go get some drinks now. BTW, Troy, send me that CD-Key for DAOC!! I still haven't recieved at my PGBCO.COM email address chump!
posted by The H.Bomb| 5:59 PM | email | archive

Ghost Town. Sitting in the office with about five other people now. I have nothing to do but sit on my ass. Like I mentioned before, some of the training classes took place in Oakland. For those of you that haven't been there before, it's the armpit of the world. Sure, they're in close proximity to San Francisco, but besides that, it's an industrial wasteland. They renamed the Colliseum to The Network Associates Colliseum. It just sucks that sporting venues are so tacky they have to rename them to the sponsering company. Remember when 3COM Park was called Candlestick Park? Geez...
posted by The H.Bomb| 6:59 PM | email | archive

Megabah. Just got back from Oakland, where everybody is still talking about the Raiders/Bronco's game. Last night my friend Karen took me to ODEO, some Sushi Joint where we sat at the bar. I had about five glasses of burgandy and a beer somewhere in there and was pretty close to raiding the little sushi boats. Good stuff, although I didn't touch any of that 'raw' shit. California Rolls and shrimp/crab for this mofo. I'm thinking about checking out this Malaysian joint tonight. I miss Austin like crazy, this Cali/Bohemian lifestyle is killing me, I need a steak.
posted by The H.Bomb| 5:28 PM | email | archive

The world reacts to Hai's haircut. A collection of comments on my hair, California style:
Patrick: "Hey man, you messed your hair up." (Not as messed up as your hair)
Marla: "You looked cuter with your hair long." (Gee, thanks)
Robin: "What happened to your hair?" (Like John Stamos's career, cut short)
Karen: "You got a hair cut?" (YES)
Carolyn: "Your hair looks different." (Yeah, you weirdo)
Edwin: "Why'd you cut your hair?" (So I could look like a million other Asians)

And many, many more. I'm still stuck here at work, it's a ghost town in the office complex. I already started making paperclip chinese stars to throw at anybody that walks by this office. I plan to play race car with my chair here in a sec, all depending if the President can actually see me down the hallway. Peace.

posted by The H.Bomb| 8:30 PM | email | archive

Just watched the Star Wars Episode II Trailer. Edwin, an engineer here, is a big Star Wars freak and had to show me Episode II on his computer. I'm looking forward to it, just to see Yoda kick some Imperial ass. I don't know what i'm talking about. I'm coasting through the rest of the day, hiding out so nobody catches me slacking off.
posted by The H.Bomb| 6:05 PM | email | archive

Bah, jet lagged. It's colder than a mofo up in Cali. I gotta go to the training now, peace.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:15 AM | email | archive

Well i'm off sucka's. See you guys tomorrow, for all you Austin South Side Hustla's all the way to the North Side Playas. By the way, the Poetry Corner is fully managed. They are just archives of the ones posted on the main page. See ya'll L8RZ.
posted by The H.Bomb| 4:12 PM | email | archive

Ok...waiting to leave on a jet plane. I still got a few hours left. The Gimp is gonna swing by and drop me off, but me thinks we're gonna grab a few beers before hand. Fun. I can hear his stories of late night debauchery all the way to the terminal..
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:28 PM | email | archive

Leaving on a jet plane...for the third time in five weeks. My plane doesn't leave till this evening so I have time to kill. I was thinking about getting some of that Cipro PM for that late night bout of Anthrax that's been going around the nation, but opted not to. In other news, did anybody see those leaflets they've been dropping in Afghanistan? Omar Sharif or whatever his name is, head of the Taliban, is pictured with crosshairs on his head and then on the license plate of his car with the words "We are watching you." etched across it. I'm suprised Pizza Hut didn't sponser a deal to drop some coupons for two large, two toppings and a liter of Coca-Cola while they were at it.

Song of the Day:
1.) Oasis - Half a World Away. I first heard this off Oasis's Masterplan compilation of B-Sides back in 98'. It means so much nowadays and doesn't have Liam's screeching through any of it.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:34 AM | email | archive

Twenty two pennies stacked on the nightstand,
a cent for everyday it's rained since
the last time--
stacked against the bright lamp,
your eyes are closed after you try.
The headset falls way before
you get a chance to say goodbye.

Goodbye right? Thanks for everything.
Oh so the card says, cut neatly--Next to pennies.


posted by The H.Bomb| 7:50 PM | email | archive

Was talking to Le Wallee Champe' last night. It has been confirmed, the fool will move back around March/April of next year. The rigor's of a harsh mountain life has taken it's toll on him, with it's daily regiment of sheep herding, tracking elk and other things that mountain men do (like bathing nude in warm mountain springs..with other mountain men). Ha, just kidding. Glad you're coming back you crazy wookie.
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:19 PM | email | archive

Funny Joke. I've been telling this one all weekend boys and ghouls:

A Reverend is explaining to his congregation that everything in life is covered in the Bible, there is no topic uncovered. Then from the pews, a lady asks: "What about PMS?" The Reverend starts flipping through the Bible as fast as he can, knowing that possibly there might not be anything pertaining to PMS. "Ah ha! here it is: Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethleham!"

Hahahaha...
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:09 AM | email | archive

Diamondbacks 3, Yankees 2. Wow, what a great game. Way to go Arizona, gonna go watch the festivities now.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:28 PM | email | archive

Shreck on DVD. I just watched this movie and I must say that it is quite good. My favorite was Lord Faquard or whatever (John Lithgow) and the whole Gingerbread Man scene. When the Gingerbread man spits on Lord F...hahahaha classic. I recommend this film and is probably the best film this year, next to Saving Silverman. Perennial Oscar nominee Jason Biggs (of American Pie fame) seems to be typcasted as a masturbator lately. I hear he will star opposite Ben Affleck in "Saving Schmirnoff".

P.S.-I was joking about Saving Silverman. That's a horrible, horrible flick.
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:27 PM | email | archive

Arizona D-Backs 15, Yankees 2. Talk about an ass kicking. Randy Johnson and his Mullet Rule. Well, it's gonna be a jam packed day of studying and probably going to go see my mom. The General bought that movie Shreck so I might swing by and 'borrow' it for an indefinite amount of time, ranging from 1 Day to possibly a year. I heard it's real cool, but we'll see..won't we? I have to see if we're gonna take my neice out to see Monster's Inc. today as well. Big Time. Oh yeah, most of the Miscellaneous Page has been completed this morning, as well as some of the Bad Poetry page.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:09 AM | email | archive

Let it be known...something has been done with the Miscellaneous page. Check it out on the left.
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:11 AM | email | archive