Tomb Raider = Time Raider. I just watched this worthless piece of shit. Besides the saving grace of watching Angelina Jolie cavort through THE SHOWER, there is nothing of value in this movie. After "The Tomb Raider" and the bad guy finally get that triangle piece that steals back time, I pondered to myself: "What the hell, they just stole two hours of my time". Oh yeah, what about those stone monkey guards? Talk about a lame ass security system! They would have a better chance installing a Westinghouse or Brinks Security System in the Ancient Ruins of an Ancient Cambodian Society than those guards. My favorite funniest moment? Just hearing Jon Voigt and his horrible english accent. Oh yeah, and the entire movie. That was a funny moment.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:14 PM | email | archive

Acura RSX! Man, I'm sitting there waiting for the dealership to finish the maintanence on my Integra, so I figured I'd test drive one of those new spiffy RSX's...too cool. Although the RSX Type-S is a little too rich for my blood, I test drove the regular RSX and it was badass. But, is it me or do they look smaller than the Integra??

The cool thing was the lazy salesdude let me drive it without him, so that meant I could drive the shit out of it and nobody to tell me to "take it easy tiger, this thing is a rocket, but not even Mario Andretti could tame this!" or some drivel like that.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:18 PM | email | archive

Thanksgiving... For starters, ate at The General's Mom's House, then went to my friend Jimmy's house and ate there and beelined my way to my mom's house and ate there. I am a grotesque figure. Anyways, at my mom's we watched a bunch of home videos of my neice..good stuff. A little later I swung by El Gimpo's and said hello to his family. His little brother was back from Waco, attending college up there, so in some wacky way, that was ok. Later on that night, after the gourging, I swung by Jake and Amy's to watch ER. The question was put on the table: You wanna watch Exit Wounds (starring the brilliant Steven Seagal) or Bridget Jones Diary. Bridget Jones Diary was picked. Movie was actually pretty funny...but you didn't hear that from me.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:50 AM | email | archive

Man..did some shopping yesterday w/the Gimp. We went up to Lakeline Mall to finish some Christmas Shopping (in The Gimp's case, to begin shopping) but first we went to Old Navy. I'm pretty sure this store was created for Gigantor's, because everything was either in XXL or XL sizes. Trying to find a Large, or God forbid, a Medium, is like trying to get an Oscar caliber performance from Charlie Sheen. At Barnes n' Nobles I got these sweet Christmas Cards...for all you chumps getting one from me this year, wait till you see them, it's like a Nuclear Bomb. On a side note, The General and I did have class last night. The instructor took advantage of the situation and used the ENTIRE class time to dole out chapter lessons. I couldn't believe it, right before Thanksgiving and all..

Song of the Day:
1.) Chris Isaak - Graduation Day.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:18 AM | email | archive

Hola, amigos. What's the haps? I know it's been a long time since I last rapped at ya. Heh, the previous introductory line comes from Jim Anchower's Editorial in The Onion. I've been reading them on and off over the last couple days. Click here to read them. I'm not too sure if i'm having class tonight, so I guess I should go ahead and find the syllabus..but who the hell would have the campus open from 8:30-9:45PM? That's insane, especially right before Thanksgiving. Word on the street is my moms is gonna have honey baked ham instead of Turkey. Works for me.

Song of the Day:
1.) Ryan Adams - Come Pick Me Up. Off his first album, Heartbreaker.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:56 AM | email | archive

Tonight's Smallville = Sucks. I mean, it was alright, but lacked the intense cheesiness of a rejected Dawson's Creek script. Coolest moment, the Matrix ripoff effect of that dude stabbing Superman. Tomorrow is the last day of anything for the Thanksgiving break. Rock on.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:52 PM | email | archive

FEELS LIKE A FRIDAY! Outside is so nice, too bad I have class tonight. Booyah, Smallville comes on tonight, I can't wait.

Song of the Day:
1.) Mick Jagger - Too Far Gone. This is off Mick's just released solo album. Pretty good song.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:23 PM | email | archive

The weather outside is like how I like my women: Nice and Chilly. Hahahah, whatever that means. Can't believe how nasty the weather was last night, and this morning it's like walking into Martha Stewart's New England backyard, complete with barbecue grill and those alligator oven mits. Fucking Wacky. Well, had to call in late for work today, but that's alright, I can catch up on all the day time TV....crap, better get to work.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:30 AM | email | archive

It's late..I should go to bed... Why am I up at this time? Oh yeah..forgot..
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:30 AM | email | archive

I just found out my buddy from California, Hoang, got laid off from his job. This is just shortly after he bought a new home for 755 G's. I feel really bad for him and his wife and hope they pull out of this (which they probably will). That just sucks.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:31 PM | email | archive

The Generalismo's plans for a Game Packed Week hit the concrete last week. Due to the flooding here in Austin, the unfortunate "dip" into the Lower Colorado River that The General's girlfriend drove their minivan into and the subsequent engine problems, all bets are off. His girlfriend decided not to go to the Valley and instead, stay close to his lumbering side. Foiled by nearly a foot deep of rain water, his plans for a video game packed Thanksgiving Break went down faster than two big city hookers. Ah, the Holidays ARE here!
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:56 AM | email | archive

Why do we even have to go to school this week? I mean, Thurs. and Fri. are gonna be holidays, they might as well give us the entire week off...oh well. On top of working for peanuts up till Wednesday, this is far from a holiday, in my eyes. I was scheduled to go BACK to California at the end of November, but I told my boss: "Yo, H-Dog can't miss any mo' learnin' oh his yellow ass git kicked back out da' DOH!" he said: "I understand Hai, i'll let California know your predicament." "Word-up".
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:47 AM | email | archive

Ah, the holidays are coming up. Unprecedented in all 23 years of my short life, H-dog has already completed nearly 75% of his Christmas Shopping. Yeah, no more last-minute-oh-crap-what-do-I-get-whoever. The sweet thing is, Amazon.com has free shipping for orders above a hundred bucks. Doesn't get better than that. My older brother is DJ'ing some company party this up and coming December, I'm gonna go up and give him some company. I hope he doesn't tear up the mic with his rendition of "Wind Beneath My Wings". A disaster waiting to happen..!

Song of the Day:
1.) Ryan Adams - La Cienga Just Smiled.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:50 PM | email | archive

I hate to admit it...but they need to cancel The Simpsons. The last few years have really stunk, and tonights ringer was absolutely horrible. The writing has gone down the tube, I bet you all the writers left to work on Malcolm in the Middle (another crappy show). Ah, life is cruel.
posted by The H.Bomb| 7:28 PM | email | archive

Dude, MethodJoe cooks up a monster breakfast. Breakfast Sausage, Eggs and Potatoes and Blueberry biscuits. Stuff was so good, I think i'm full for the rest of the day.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:13 AM | email | archive

Heyyyooo... Last night was a doozy. Wine, Sushi, Beer. Thanks go out to Amy and Jake for driving my stupid ass home. Cheers!
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:32 AM | email | archive