My boss digs Afghan women. So we're driving back from lunch and discussing politics. Then he goes, "Man, some of those Afghan women are hot. You see that CNN where that one chick takes her burqa off and..SHIZZWOW!" or something rather. Very funny. In other news, The General and I head to San Antonio tomorrow to see a friend graduate from UTSA. We'll try to make it as quick as possible, then SHIZZAM, we're outta there.
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In the news. Jason Giambi get's traded to the Yankees?! You gotta be kidding me..the A's are really looking to screw themselves over next season. Winona Ryder get's arrested shoplifting in Beverly Hills! What is this world coming to? Or am I just getting too old?! I remember back in the day when sports stars stayed in the city they were drafted, and movie stars were as clean as a whistle. Magnificent Marvin 'Al' Spudinsky played 25 years for the Hiendan, MS Water Canucks back before WW1 and Gorgeous Samantha Flaughterty was an icon of virtue, before they invented the talkies. I miss those days.
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Ahhh...to be free of school. Talk about a hell of a semester. I'm so glad it's over..now it's Miller Time. Since I don't have to worry about studying during my trip to Cali, maybe I can cut loose a little and show those wankers a good time. Or I could just watch TV in my hotel room. Either way I don't want to go. More reviews of The Fellowship of the Rings are pouring in and all are good. Excitement is at an all time high. The last time I was this excited about a movie coming out was way back in the day, waiting for Karate Kid II..hehehe..
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:22 PM | email | archive

Just spent the entire morning fixing Cindy Davis's computer. That virus that she thought was a screensaver a week ago wrecked havok on her system. I postponed doing anything about it because it pissed me off so much that she opened it in the first place (trust me, this is like the fourth one she's opened).

Song of they Day:
1.) Geto Boys - Six Feet Deep.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:00 AM | email | archive

WHOOO. Last final tonight before I begin my week long skit of debauchary! You guys ever heard of the SlugBot? No shitting you, it's a robot they developed over there in Merry Ole' England that tracks down slugs in farm fields by emitting an infrared beam at them. Once it picks up the distinction, it sends an arm out to snatch it up, then puts it in a Robo-bucket. After a hard night's work, SlugBot goes back into the barn and deposits the slugs into a fermentation bin, where it then produces electricity for SlugBot's batteries! Could this be an early prototype to OVERDOG?? (For those of you who don't know who Overdog is, he's from the movie SPACE HUNTER ADVENTURER and played by Michael Ironsides. Some people say this work of Science Fiction rivals that of 2001: A Space Odessy and/or Spaceballs).
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Birthday's and Smallville last night. Yesterday marked my little sister's OFFICIAL birthday, as opposed to that fake birthday celebration we had last Friday =P. My other sister and her boyfriend made salad and spagetti while the H-Dog supplied the cake. Good times. Smallville was pretty good last night, however I was a little dissapointed with ANOTHER Kryptonite monster. Either way, Lex "Mofo" Luthor is almost in on Superman's jig. Superman AGAIN get's superchumped by Lana Lang. Loser.
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Only a few more days until The Fellowship of the Rings. Too bad I'll be in California for the Wed. Premier, but there are plans to check it out next Friday. The consensus is that we all dress up as the Fellowship! I'll be Strider because i'm cool like that, The General will be that Dungeon Troll, The Gimp will be Frodo and POTG will be Sam! Yeah man, whatever. The book is finally kicking it up a notch (except that part where Elrond goes on and on about the days of yore) and is poised for a great conclusion. From what I hear, it's the hardest one to read through, but the 2nd and 3rd books are GRRRREAT.
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Anybody notice Billy Zane is on Boston Public? Besides being a rather shoddy show, it's pretty funny that THE Billy Zane is on there as 7of9's boyfriend. Is it 7 of 9? You guys know what I'm talking about, the hottie borg chick from Voyager. She's on that show now w/Michael Rappaport! He plays..Michael Rappaport as a teacher. Geri Ryan doesn't look as good as she does on Star Trek, because she isn't adorned with A/V Cables and a built in DVD Player in Boston Public. Is that called Techno-erotica? Ahh who cares, the show kinda blows.
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Bah. I'm still tired from last night. Should of never listened to The Gimp "Hey, let's just get a pitcher of beer..". Blimey. Anyways, I really don't want to go to California next week..I CAN'T STAND FLYING! I guess it won't be that bad this time, seeing how I'm reading the BORED OF THE RINGS Thrillogy. Actually, it's finally getting good (the first book), with some hardcore hobbit on hobbit action. That's Sam and Frodo to you, which I hear they touch on that subject in the film. Ewwww, Sean Astin and Elijiah Wood...I can imagine them getting "mojo'd" by Gandalf. Wait a second, no I can't.
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Go see Oceans 11!! This movie was funny, witty and ultra-hipper than the H-Dog! And i'm fucking Hip! To me, it was plenty more entertaining than Soderberg and Clooney's last outing (Out of Sight) mainly because there was nothing but quality acting in Oceans 11. I'm sorry, J.Lo can't act worth a damn, unless she wants to do "Selena in Space" or something. After the movie, what initially was supposed to be The Gimp and I going to Mangia's for some pizza turned into a late night drinking fest. I hate that.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:31 AM | email | archive

Oceans 11. Gonna go see this movie today with my family. I can't wait, Steven Soderberg, Clooney...doesn't get better than that. I watched that movie 'Made' with Jon Favreu and Vince Vaughn yesterday. I thought it was highly enjoyable, especially the Screech Powers scene. That scene was gold.
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