Ever heard of the Unicorn? It's a mythical beast that doesn't exist. Much like the Chimera, the Dragon and my performance review (aka my pay raise). The big joke around work is how long it takes my boss to finish up the performance reviews. My buddy Dave was supposed to get his back in August and mine was probably due around November. I can't wait to bask in the sweet afterglow of retro pay.

Song of the Day:
1.) Big Audio Dynamite - Rush.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:53 AM | email | archive

H-Dog ain't have no fun today. Evident in this screenshot of my Outlook Inbox: no redundant forwards, Bin Laden jokes or just an email from my peoples. Straight up work. Except for that peculiar one that i'm hesitant to read...hmmmm...






posted by The H.Bomb| 4:23 PM | email | archive

Dreams of going home early are quickly dee-stroyed. Because this company wants their test cards by next week, my hopes and aspirations of going home to rest these beautiful EYEZ have been destroyed quicker than Rupert Everet at a KKK Rally. Bah. Since the ole' head needs an edge up, I might as well swing by my local Supercuts once I get out of work. Funny sighting though, went to this joint down the road for lunch and an 18-wheeler had tipped it's cargo off it's bed (like a huge concrete piece of some highway) next to this gas station. There were fifteen guys just standing around watching this one guy beat the thing to shreds with a sledgehammer...and i'm not that easily amused.

Song of the Day:
1.) Rage Against Lame-ass Customers - Maggie's Farm. For all you playa hataz messing up the H-Dog's thang. No I aint's gonna work for Maggie No' Mo'.
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:02 PM | email | archive

My head is about to explode. Man, they got me doing all kinds of freaking work today. You know what? I was brought in to design documentation for building this test equipment, but now they also got me doing all kinds of other bean counting, pencil pushing, bureaucratic crap that I do not want, was not meant to do. See the head explosion bit on top, it's funny, it's funny and true.

posted by The H.Bomb| 10:18 AM | email | archive

False! Poyfather posts false predictions! Even if they do come true, I agree to disagree with him. Aww, who the hell am I kidding. I just watch highlights.
posted by The H.Bomb| 6:26 PM | email | archive

Kobe scores 56 against the Grizzlies, Iverson does him two up and scores 58 against The Rockets. Iverson goes 21-42 shots and Kobe goes 21-34. As discussed many a time before, Iverson makes his shots because he throws up a million a game. Kobe's badass and he doesn't have a bad rap album.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:44 AM | email | archive

Argh. Eyes are bloodshot this morning. Snap! This dude who I used to do alot of computer work for wants me to move all his data from his old laptop to his new one for 30 bucks an hour! I was gonna do it quick, because the H-Dog is real tired like, but then again, it could take me a couple of hours to do that, especially if i move 10 gigs of data one floppy disk at a time....yeah, they call me the hustla.

NEWS ITEM: Dames, Joey and Scott are having the biggest party since that one in 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'. They wanted an RSVP for a kegger? Ok, cool.

Song of the Day:
1.) Whiskeytown - Don't Wanna Know Why.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:30 AM | email | archive

Fortified with three different types of mammals, Earl Campbell's hot links are the choice staple of the 2002 Hai Le Games! Apparently approved by the TLC League, this mechanically seperated chicken, pork, beef hearts, water, beef, salt contains 2% or less dextrose, corn syrup, flavorings (see hog balls?), sodium phostphate, sodium erythorbate and sodium nitrite! I've been wining and dining this very fine product for about a week now, and I don't know why!? With a nice Merlot, it sure beats the spank out of a nice shrimp linguini! P.S.-The Earl Campbell site is dope! I love the music behind Earl's greatest moments!
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:35 PM | email | archive

Whole lotta NFL going on. To summerize the Playoff Standings after this weekend: NFC Philly @ Chicago, Packers @ St. Louis / AFC Oakland @ New England, Baltimore @ Pittsburg. Here are the H-Dog's picks, being the expert on Professional Sports that I am:

Chicago and St. Louis for NFC Championship and Oakland and Baltimore for AFC Championship. St. Louis and Baltimore for the Superbowl, St. Louis by 14. They don't call it "The Greatest Show on Earth" for nothing, baby!

In other unrelated news, last night I downloaded the Medal of Honor: Allied Assault videogame Demo, under the recommendation of The General. Man, it's just like the movie Saving Private Ryan! I'm currently hunting for tanks to blow up with sticky bombs deep inside Normandy, but it's cool, I don't have to save Matt Damon's ass. =P
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:17 AM | email | archive

DRIVE BY DRAMA! Insane wackiness insued last night at Walt's B-Day Party! More than I can understand, i'll just say it was fun. And that chick that likes Ryan Adams and Wes Anderson films?! (Yeah you know who you are Emily) How cool is that?!?! Ok, going back to sleep now. By the way, Comet Cursor has hit Dames Bailsbonds in a serious fashion. =P Nice job Damien/Carl Sagan!

Song of the Day:
1.) Whiskeytown - Ballad of Carol Lynn. Ryan Adams is back!
posted by The H.Bomb| 2:01 PM | email | archive