I'll never drive alone, ever again.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:49 AM | email | archive

Yo, give me a hit of Benadryl. I went to go see my supplier, Rizzo, earlier today for a couple hits of Benadryl. He had called me up earlier today and said he had some "primo Columbian shit" that just came in from his source. He said the 'Dryl wasn't no more than two hours fresh from the smugglers ass and that it would be the best trip I ever had. He wasn't lying, that shit was so potent, packed with "Maximum Strength Antihistamine" for "Nasal Decongestant / Pain Reliever". So like, i've been zoned out staring at this computer monitor all morning man. It's been kinda giving me the cotton mouth and the munchies. I scarfed down an entire plate of Frito Chili Pie from Sonics, but dude, I can barely keep my eyes open.

I mean, i've tried some hard core stuff before, like Dimetapp and Sudafed. I remember the days during a Phish concert at South Park Meadows when we were doing all kinds of hits all day, like Bronchodilators, Anti-leukotrienes and Anti-inflamatory Agents. Whooboy, lemme tell ya, did my sinus drip sure did clear up quick!

Song of the Day:
1.) Wilco - Forget the Flowers.

posted by The H.Bomb| 2:07 PM | email | archive

What the hell is up with this? I was reading some news post on Yahoo! News regarding Iraq paying the relatives of Palestinian Suicide Bombers as incentives. Now, that's some jacked up shit, and i'm pretty sure everybody knows about the extremist, warped bent of Islamic belief these fucking morons have:

"The devout Muslims among the bombers, a majority, believe they will go to heaven as martyrs and spend eternity in the company of 72 virgins. In grainy farewell home videos, they often read passages from the Muslim holy book, the Quran, and praise God. Secular attackers know that after the deed, their families will win the adulation of friends, neighbors and strangers."

Along with the 72 Virgins, they also believe that a Sony Playstation 2, a 36" Television and four packs of 20-Taco's-To-Go (courtesy of Taco Bell--may peace be with them) come with the Martyr Package. This deal only available in Kentucky.
posted by The H.Bomb| 4:08 PM | email | archive

Just what the world needs..The Club Chalupa. Anybody else see Taco Bell's new Club Chalupa? Now, i'm a big fan of Taco Bell's excellent menu of Interior Mexican Cuisine. Who could forget their take on such exquisite fare such as the Chapas influenced Awesome Burrito? Or the very exotic Stuft Burrito? But this new Club Chalupa looks downright disgusting! more aptly, they have something called The Plug Club. For you bathroom people.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:24 PM | email | archive

Assholes.
posted by The H.Bomb| 5:25 PM | email | archive

Bad News. I just found out that my company will be laying me off. They have decided that our Texas Facility will be closed by the end of the month and a majority of the staff here have less than two weeks.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:46 AM | email | archive

Bah, bah booey. Had a great Easter with Emily, too bad everytime I tried to see my family, they'd be out to San Antonio or something. My sister Linda got the crux of a very nasty Easter, as she baby sitted my niece Saturday, only to catch her cold for the weekend. Sucks to your ass mar. NCAA Basketball action! Indiana vs. Maryland..I can already tell you who's gonna win this one. But like usual, the H.Dog will be eating his words by the end of the championship.

Song of the Day:
1.) Blind Melon - 3 is the Magic Number.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:29 AM | email | archive