How wonderful life is..that you're in the world. Yeah, saw Moulin Rouge last week, where my impression of it was somewhere between Poyfathers ("Man, that movie sucked!") to The General's ("Hey, I dug it."). I actually enjoyed the first half of it, which alot of people thought to be long and boring. It was the ending that didn't really do it for me. I know it was based on the Oprheus Myth, but I thought they could of had Satine go out with a bigger bang (yeah, i'm talking pyrotechnics!). Overall, the best movie Baz Luhrmann has so far made...which isn't saying alot.

Dude. I just Lysol'd the entire Men's bathroom here at work...alot of shady things been going on in there. For example, drops of water on the toilet seat with a wet plunger next to the toilet. A suspicious mind wants to know what the hell's been going on in here. All I know is that i'm eradicating any rogue germs that are loitering on that seat.

Song of the Day:
1.) Norah Jones - Don't Know Why. They've been playing this on KGSR lately, a great Jazzy song.
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Bored. Finally put an addition to the Gallery. It's the self portrait below (click on the image for the full sized one):


posted by The H.Bomb| 11:06 PM | email | archive

It's a Male Envy Thing: TV Size Matters
Wed May 8, 7:46 AM ET

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Does size matter to men? In more ways than one, according to Federal Communications Commission (news - web sites) Chairman Michael Powell.

The son of Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites), speaking at the annual cable industry convention, had cable executives roaring with laughter on Tuesday by describing a new kind of male envy sweeping through consumer electronics stores in America.

"When I go to Circuit City, nobody is over there staring at the 13-inch black and white" televisions, Powell said at a breakfast of cable executives attending the National Cable & Telecommunications Association annual conference.

"They're all in the that little dark room with the big ones, and if they're not buying it, they're wishing they could buy it," he said to chuckles.

"Every man in this room knows the TV envy thing. Sixty-two inches, huh?" Powell said to laughter. Later, he confessed to reporters that the largest television in his household was only 36 inches.

I guess i'll be the first to admit that I have a below average television set. It always made me feel a little uncomfortable back in High School, in the Boy's shower room anyhow. I remember during a raucous slumber party when Mike Simpson's television slipped out and everybody was scared and amazed at it's 50". Yet, knowing deep inside that I held a 27" Toshiba, I felt a bit inadequate. Can't you get a pump for those things?

Song of the Day:
1.) Whiskeytown / Ryan Adams featuring Gillian Welch - Helpless.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:06 AM | email | archive

The H.Dog's making bumper stickers! I've decided that everybody else is an idiot on the road when they express THEIR opinion. Take a look at these HOT stickers to adorn your AMC Gremlin, or that BMW X5:

..and of course, these are all in jest.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:08 PM | email | archive

Lot's of positive feedback concerning my turbo-pissing! Over the weekend, there was much praise over my piece on getting the splashback on my knees when using public urinals. Things like, 'disgusting' and 'cool your hose' were used. I'd like to thank everybody for giving me a little bit of honesty...hypocrites! All you playaz out there know you get the splashback too..
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:16 PM | email | archive

The Big Debate. I'm not sure if you know this, but The General and I were compiling every single job that The Gimp has had since the State allowed him to work. After being harshly criticized for our lack of expertise in this field, we consulted the source himself. He compiled a list dating back to 1994 or 1995 I believe and posted it on his site. Check it here.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:31 PM | email | archive

Emily and I plan on going to Matamoras, Mexico today. Yeah, after we load up on premade Jack Daniel's Lynchburrg Lemonade, we're cruising down to the border town while igniting fireworks at stray pedestrians. After we purchase a gun illegally from a gang of seedy construction workers (who happen to be listening to Motorhead), we'll practice a quick game of russian roullette. Of course, this is all after we buy an entire carton of Kool 100's and smoke it in front of Whole Foods. Once in Mexico, we will purchase discount pain killers and other FDA banned drugs while getting tattoo's. Mine will be this bitchin' rendition of Janus Joplin singing her heart out and Emily's will be this White Tiger, because chicks dig animals. Of course, our tattoo 'artist' will use some odd looking needle and will not speak lick of English, or any other human dialect. What a night that will be, eh?
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:14 PM | email | archive

A rap, rap tap tap. Well, it's been a long weekend of sorts. Yesterday, I woke up at around 7:30AM and sat on the computer finishing up some Photoshop stuff I've been working on. Then at around 8:00, there's a rappin' at my door. I look through the peep hole and I had to squint, because there was this scrawny ass white boy at my door. Let it be know, it was The Wally Champ aka Mike Todd approximately 12 hours earlier than he said he would be. That's cool, we rapped for a bit and then went to The General's and went to IHOP to grab some breakfast. Then we all went to go see Spider-Man!!! (**COOOOL MOVIE**) w/The Gimp, Carrozzi, P.Diddy and my sweet, sweet Emily.

After the movie, Emily had to attend the Rock Festival at her Church (hahah, just kidding) so the rest of us went over to NXNW to grab some drinks. Being kinetically charged from watching Toby Maguire parade through the silver-screen as everybody's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, we decided to go The Dragon's Lair Comic Book shop to leech off some Free Comic Books. This wasn't before we all met up at The Draught House for even more pints.

I'm too tired to describe the rest of the night (cough, it involved X-BOX video games), but as we speak, we're clearing room next to the kitchen for the Wally Champ. Welcome back you hairy bastard!

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