Game's 6 of Eastern/Western Conference Playoffs tonight! Too bad I gotta miss it..moving Emily's stuff from San Marcos back up north. No biggie, i'll get to catch it on the radio somewhere in betweens. In other news, P.Diddy/Carrozzi are moving from their San Marcos haunts up north to The McNeil House this weekend too. Then in two weeks Emily and her "room-mate" are moving into the Alexan Rattan apartments over by my mom's house. Seems like there's a mass exodus from San Marcos back into Austin--shoot, I could of told you that town stunk before you guys moved down there!

Song of the Day:
1.) Cream - Strange Brew.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:53 PM | email | archive

NBA PLAYOFFS IS DOPE! Yo, word up. Man, Sacramento manages a squeeky victory over the sub-par Lakers last night. The last time I was this excited for any sporting event was when I fudged up that home run in dodgeball, way back in Middle School. If my memory recalls, I was about two feet tall and had as much fat content as Calista Flockhart. We were down two runs and my homer or even line drive could of won the game or led us into overtime. Stepping up the plate, bases loaded and some mongoloid kid at the pitcher's mound. Anyways, to make a short story even shorter, I kicked a fly ball that ended up as the third out. I led my Cinderella team back into the locker room, exhausted, defeated and with the knowledge that next season would be another long road.

I was traded to another team in the offseason, with my former teammates taking the championship the following year. I was unable to reproduce my stats from the 'magic' season, so I fell into a pit of dispair, minute maid juice boxes and comic book trading cards. I was finally honored at the blacktop when my P.E. jersey was hung in the rafters followed by a fifteen minute wedgie. They say athletes got it easy. A-pwah.

Song of the Day:
1.) Counting Crows - America Girls (Album Version). Ok, it's finally growing on me..

P.S.-I really did screw up a home run in dodgeball in Middle School.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:33 AM | email | archive

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that David McDavid has Acura RSX's on sale for $19,419.00 Whoooo.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:19 PM | email | archive

One of those days.. Dude, started out alright today, got up, brushed my teefus, jumped in the g-ride and actually got to work early. Then, that's when the mountain of pain came crumbling down. The weather outside (hot, muggy and looks like it's about to rain) doesn't help with the situation. Oh, it's Texas Lotto time.

Song of the Day:
1.) Weezer - Keep Fishin'.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:52 PM | email | archive

Got some reviewing to do. Went to go see About a Boy, the new British farce starring Hugh Grant and Rachel Weisz. I very much enjoyed it, especially when Hugh Grant propositioned the prostitute--doh! yeah, THAT joke's getting old. Anyways, one the film's highlights: THE SOUNDTRACK BY BADLY DRAWN BOY! That's my two cents.

Song of the Evening:
1.) Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:21 PM | email | archive

Female Candle Chromosome found. Alluded by scientists since the founding of The Candle Factory and ending decades of scientific debate, the unveiling of the Candle Chromosome sheds light on human female biology. Found in virtually every single human female, this unique chromosome is inherited directly from the mother, yet sometimes found in homo-sexual males (known as XYC males).

"The urge to purchase, stock and decorate with candles in females can be traced back to this particular chromosome. It now explains these activities are more than a sociological factor, but more of a natural occurance and mandatory for human females." explains Agnus, the country store clerk at The Cracker Barrel. "This also explains why some tend to purchase votives or pillars. But hey, i'm no scientist."

Dr. Hassad Junabin of the Mt. Senai Medical Research Hospital added, "As groundbreaking this finding is, this still leaves many questions to be left unanswered. I'm still searching for the Bridget Jones Diary chromosome and the Rob Thomas of Matchbox20 protein."

Behold, the mysterious Candle Chromosome found in females. Thought to be directly related to the female obsession of Candles and other flitty-iness. Believed by Western Medicine as a female deficiency, now appears to be validated by new data.

posted by The H.Bomb| 11:16 AM | email | archive