Nice Guy article @ Capnasty. I think our friend Gimp should check out the article. I have more moving to do after work today. Slugging a dresser and bed up three flights of steps is my way of winding down after a hard days labour at the coal mines. I don't work at a Coal Mine, but boy if I did, I'd buy a big house where we both could live. Guess that song...yeah, thought you couldn't anyways.

Some updates from the pages of my meager life:
1.) Going to help Emily move into her new apartment.
2.) Might actually clean my bedroom/bathroom this weekend.
3.) Pile of laundry has become assertive: "CLEAN US." it demands.
4.) Prepping myself up to the day/date when my car is finally paid off (sometime early next year) and saving up cash for God knows whatever Consumer Electronics monstrosity I will want.
5.) Going back to school this Fall, taking a few courses and trying to talk Wally and The General to take some classes with me.
6.) Anticipating the magical age of 25 yrs. old, when the Insurance Companies deem me "awesome" for a discount on my premium. Can also purchase cigarettes and booze with much less hassle.

Peace out!
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:16 AM | email | archive

WNBA might go on strike? Say it ain't so. Not that I have anything against the WNBA...but damn, it sure is boring to watch. Sure, any players in the WNBA could easily take out my friends and I on the blacktop...but I don't get paid to play basketball (which I should). Lakers set to sweep the Nets tonight, and The Red Wings are one game shy of a Stanley Cup. Finally, The Dominator get's Lord Stanley's Cup...and yet, the General has yet to join the Dark Side and become a Wings fan, such as I, since the 96' Season. The poor Buffalo Sabres...that's what you get for having a player named after pure evil, Satan.

Song of the Day:
1.) Smashing Pumpkins - Rocket. Siamese Dream..the last good Pumpkins album-R.I.P. Billy!
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:56 PM | email | archive

Web-Comic Strip! Yeah, I finally got down and finished doing the lettering and final treatment of the PGBCO Web-Comic Wally and I have been working on. Check out the strip here!. I scripted about 6 series (as in 4-panel pages) so far, which I should of done a while ago while Wally was sitting idle. We're working out the frequency of the publishing, but so far it's gonna be a weekly strip. I've been tinkering around doing some kind of bizarre storyline with some fictional characters and maybe submitting it to the Modern Tales site. If you're not familiar with Modern Tales, it's a commune of Indie Comic publishers. They got some odd, some great, some extremely weird shit going on there.

Anyways, lemme know what you think of the comic, and give Wally compliments on his awesome cartooning.

Song of the Day:
1.) Deltron 3030 - Virus.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:10 AM | email | archive

Shawn Farris..looking for love and coming up short. For those of you with time, check out The Gimp's tirade on the Love Market. If you're reading this Shawn, here's some tips on how to snag your own "hottest commodity":

Wear Pomeade. Not only will it give you that greasy feeling, it will make you look like a scum bag--something all women are secretly attracted to.

Dress casual. For example: when going to a wedding, who said Jeans were not acceptable attire? Wear Designer ones from brands in the mall. Tuxedo shirts are no way in hell fashionable these days, it's all about the Sean Jean.

When asking women out on dates, assert yourself. Lie if you have to. This one always scores me companionship at a local steak house.

During a date, always order for them, before they say anything. Most ladies cry about Woman's Lib. but they all like to be pampered a bit.

Always compliment! This is highly underrated, but can create miracles. Compliment that "nice ass", "hairless legs" or even my speciality "You sure look better today than yesterday. Baby."

Refer to nice restaurants that you have been to: TGI Fridays, Macaroni Grill and On the Border usually impress the ladies.

Flash money around fragrantly. I'm not talking about 1 dollar bills, but five dollar bills. Lot's of them, and in rapid succession. Maybe in their face.

If your car is a rat piece of junk, borrow your friends car, something classy and suave, like a 1998 Acura Integra.

If your apartment is a short of a horse stall and/or you still live with mom, borrow your friends apartment. If he has roomates, pass them off as kids from a previous marriage.

Purchase a prostitute if all else fails.

That's how I snagged Emily, hopefully this will help you on YOUR quest. Till next time.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:15 PM | email | archive

Nets lose another one.. Well, for that second in the third quarter it looked like the Moo Jersey Nets finally found their swimming legs. I hope they turn something out in the next game, to make something of this Championship. POTG/Poyfather/The Game/P.Diddy hooked me up with an advanced copy of the Counting Crow's new album, Hard Candy. So far so good, it's not quite August and Everything After/Recovering the Satellites category, but i'm starting to really dig it. Thanks also to the Wally Champ for making me copies of N.E.R.D. and Blackalicious (the former I haven't yet to formulate an opinion on).

Till tomorrow, chew on this:
1.) Jeff Buckley - Lover You Should of Come Over.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:50 PM | email | archive