Man.. MethodJoe and Wally are still crashed out..and it's like, 11:15AM. But seriously, how cool is this?

Song of the Day:
1.) Elton John and Ryan Adams - Rocketman.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:13 AM | email | archive

WHAT THE?! It's been awhile. Anyways, yeah man, Collector's Expo downtown this weekend! Catch up on your bootleg copies of Farscape and William Shatner's Tekwar!! WHOOOO! Did I mention I saw the Minority Report? It was me and MethodJoe sitting in a car! Hahahahaha...
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:43 AM | email | archive

Liquidation! Well, the 3-2 Apartment craze in Austin hit an all time high, with absolutely nothing available. The only option next was to find a duplex/townhome around this area, but they all wanted a crazy $1000.00 deposit. Homey/Hai don't play that. So the next option was to sign a 6 month lease at our current place. No biggie, since they gave us a reduced rate. What's next? I gotta clean out my freaking closets and liquidate everything I don't want to keep.

I tried giving up my old clothes to Big Brothers/Big Sisters, but as usual, those fools NEVER pick it up. I guess they didn't want the "Las Cervezas Lowriders" T-Shirt the General gave me a couple years ago when he went to the Valley. Or all my prized Fat Albert shirts, pants and Mush-Mouth head gear. Or the Tommy Hillfiger stuff I was so keen on back in the day, but found out that Fubu was the new "thing". Or my old Fubu. Hahahahahaa.hahah...
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:10 AM | email | archive

The Dominator calls it quits! Scotty Bowman retired on the night the Wings took the Stanley Cup...can they pull it again next year? Possible Dominic Hasek replacements include the Maple Leaf's Curtis Joseph. Other good goalies in the league with possible trip to the free agency pool include: The Rangers Mike Richter and The Stars Ed Belfour.

The World Cup: I'm not really following this...but the 4th of July is coming up! Enough Fireworks to blow the lid off any celebration. We might have to sign a 6-month lease with our current apartment complex due to a long line of technical difficulties that I have neither the time or patience to tell. Also, if you have a chance: get this boy a job!

Song of the Day:
1.) Jeff Tweedy (of Wilco) Live - Ashes of an American Flag.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:53 AM | email | archive

Nope.. Nothing new to talk about. But if you're interested, join the national sensation of Helping Wally find a J-O-B. If you've had enough of that, try reading up on the secular life of The Gimp / aka Mr. Funn.

In the news:
1.) Rolling back prices? Try rolling back the hours! Wal-Mart is currently stuck in a class action lawsuit against former employees who claim that managers put them to work unpaid.
2.) The RIAA continues to file suits against On-Line File Sharing programs, with no end in site.
3.) Doctor's will attempt to seperate siamese twins joined at the head.
4.) Critics have field day after Kournikova throws TV tantrum.

That's all folks.
posted by The H.Bomb| 12:48 PM | email | archive

I have traveled a fortnight and have aquired a King's Thirst! Yo! Went to Emily's boss's wedding this weekend and boy was it a Holy Crusade! First off, the utterly horrible map that was supplied pointed to Castle Falkenstein somewhere in "Texas". Ok sure, we'll be able to find it. We travel for nearly an hour and a half, taking the very scenic tour of the Hill Country, only to find out that yes, it is indeed full of hills.

After taking a left at the Griffon's Nest and a sharp right at Dragon Mountain, we end up at the Ceremony towards the end. My dumbass opens the "Exit if your late" door right when the Bride and Groom are making their rounds and i'm staring the groom right in the eyes. Releasing a girlish scream, I close the door and we're stuck out in the front like the late chumps we were. Too funny!

Poor Emily had to miss the Wedding Cermony on the account of my natural instinct to get lost and blame it on shoddy maps. Sorry honey! So anyways, we got to the reception where Mr. GQ Suave' himself, The Fever (aka my little brother) is dressed to the nine. He goes home alone to make a long story short. Had me a real good time! WAHOOOOOOOO! Who's redneckin'?! I'm Redneckin' WAHOOO!!! (inside joke..)
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:40 AM | email | archive