I'm about to puke. Too much drinky drinky...

BLEAAUURRGHH!
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:37 AM | email | archive

I'm so hungry! I've been not eating much at lunch for the past week in anticipation for my GREAT comeback at the basketball courts. My steady diet of hot dogs and Wolfgang Puck's Mess of Chicken Soup is wearing me thin. The good thing is that Emily keeps my diet fresh, delightful and always intrigueing (see Subway). P.Diddy's been keeping busy with his Phone install at work, where he told me he's putting in child labor hours (more than 24 straight hours) because of some technical problems.

Oh yeah, Wally was finally able to procure a job, and get this: he checks out woman's boobs ALL DAY LONG! Actually, he works at The Austin Woman's Imaging Center where they do X-Ray scans. So for those of you who thought he had a lucrative career in pornography, you're all wrong, sick and twisted.

h.Dog out.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:34 AM | email | archive

You know why I hate wearing jeans in the rain? Because the back of the cuffs of your pants (not sure if they're called cuffs..or legs) always get's soaked in rainwater. Gives you that Gimp feeling all day. hahaha.. All you playazz know that I be wearing my shit baggie, cuz down in my hood, that's how we be.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:10 AM | email | archive

Smooth sailing. Bet you thought the traffic was going to be pretty bad throught his Austin rain, right? It was Cool Runnings all the way down. So I get home and try to get into this Jedi Knight II game that The General and Poyfather have been hustling in on me. The concept is every Star Wars fan's moist dream--you create your own Jedi Knight and go into various game settings to kick ass, take names and shoot the nefarious electro-bolts from your fingertips. Barring any unforseen problems, such as "everybody else takes your name, kicks YOUR ass and shoots those nefarious electro-bolts at you" it should be fun, right? Ah heck no, my scrawny Padawan butt was getting Dark Side molested every corner I took. I swear my Light Saber was a cheap Taiwanese knock-off.

This is a screenshot of a game i'm currently developing, called "GREEK BEACH PARTY W/SAMUEL AND UNCLE FOSTER". It currently uses DirectX 8.0 and all the latest Direct3D extensions (as you can tell by the screenshots). It will support network play for up to 16 people and is highly addictive. Think Pokeman for adults.

Song of the Day:
1.) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - What ever happened to my rock and roll?.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:51 PM | email | archive

Fourth of July! Fireworks galore this week. Why the hell does the 4th have to fall on a Thursday, then I have to get my ass back to work on Friday? It's completely cruel. I'm gonna be hanging out with Emily, maybe shoot off some black cats, a couple bottle rockets and a whole boatload of those sparklers. As long as there are some delicious deviled eggs...muahahahhaahahah!

Been working on the Comic Strip, where Wally did tomorrows installment all in Digital ink. Looks great and we're almost ready to finally close out the current story arc. I've written roughly 8 more installments, but of course, Wally has the tougher job of actually drawing it. If I was worth a damn, i'd do it myself, but there's no way in hell it'd look as good as the stuff he's doing.

For all you guys in Austin, you're pretty aware of the raining that's going down here. Well let me tell you: Traffic sucks! H-Dog over and out.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:10 PM | email | archive

Rainy days.. The weather is looking nasty outside, but crap, i'd take it over the microwaved summer any day. The only thing I can't stand is the muggy atmosphere that you can't get away from..making me feel all sweaty and slimey all over--you perverts, I know what you're thinking. =P Anyways, The Comic Strip is coming along just fine, despite Emily calling me a dork for doing it! (just kidding, she didn't say that..) But thanks for the support! I wrote a short story arc that has Shawn in it, which I'm actually kind of proud of. The strip is letting me practice my story telling, albeit in very short bursts, but i'm having a swell (yes, swell) time with it.

By the way, Oasis' new album is coming out (or is it out?) check out this gem:
1. Oasis - Songbird.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:48 AM | email | archive

Holy schmoly. Yeah, saw some of that Monster's Ball movie today..and man was it rough. Also saw Ghost World, which had it's moments, but not really as good as most people made it out to be. Steve Buscemi (aka Shawn Farris aka Mr. Funn/The Gimp) was the highlight of the film. All Emily and I did today was laze around and watched those DVD's, whereafter we shortly found out how completly immobile we were. Whoooo! Anyways, hopefully work isn't so cramped this week. I've been playing some of that prison ball outside during breaks (basketball for you civilians) and been trying to get back into the "physical" thing...we'll see how that turns out.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:37 PM | email | archive