This is the worst day ever.
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:21 PM | email | archive

500 bucks for a RADIATOR LEAK!?!!?!? Piece of shit car!!!!! ARHAHRHARHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:49 AM | email | archive

Whooo...whoo! Details with-held, something coming through my doorway today.
posted by The H.Bomb| 8:44 AM | email | archive

For those of you trying to access the main site, there was a problem with the MySQL Server. I've requested they run 'mysqladmin flush-hosts' command to correct this problem.
posted by The H.Bomb| 3:00 PM | email | archive

NO! NO! NO! Yes, that's Mitsubishi Television's tempting finance offer coming my way! NO #1: No Down Payment, NO #2: No Interest for 18 Months and the spoiler: NO #3: No Payments for 18 Months! Now that's a deal I can live with. The jury's still out on the 46" or the 55". Too bad, because all I really wanted was something around 50". The way it's looking, anything above 50" would look like a gargantuan screen in my tiny little dwelling. Since it looks like the apartment life for the remainder of my bachelor years, it's not really prudent to get anything larger. Well, i'm all about throwing caution to the wind, so screw it!

Example #1:
Instead of getting work done, i'm writing this crap.

Example #2:
I did sit-ups the other day while my belly was full of Pepsi One. A big no-no in certain fitness circles.

Example #3:
I filled my gas tank up BEFORE I paid at the local Texaco.

Example #4:
Instead of cleaning up my room, I spent countless hours playing Marvel vs Capcom w/Wally and MethodJoe.

Song of the Day:
1.) Pearl Jam - Around the Bend. From the most loathed PJ album (which i quite like) No Code.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:01 PM | email | archive

There be damn Russian Roullette up in this! There's about fifteen styrafoam cups sitting on my desk here at work, all which have, in some capacity, a touch of coffee in each. One of these cups is fresh from today, the others are from a place time forgot. So i'll walk by without much notice and accidently take a sip from the cup from the beginning of time which I then promptly spit back into my trash can. Some have suggested I just toss them all out, but oh what a freaking boring existance work would be without them.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:02 AM | email | archive

The Others. Watched this on DVD yesterday...spooooky. But after a slew of "serious" supernatural ghost movies over the past couple of years, the shock factor of the ending wasn't as high. The surround sound effects were pretty amazing though. There is a scene where Nicole Kidman's character is chillin' out in the living room and there's a ruckus going on upstairs. I actually thought it was my upstairs neighbors stomping around for a second. Alas, it was the film's sound effects and not an Undead Ghost Kegger upstairs.

The funniest part of the film is when Kidman's character is reunited with her husband...well, I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but let's just call it a "Booty-Call from beyond the Grave". Muhahahahaha.

Song of the Day:
1.) Rage Against the Machine - Maria.
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:22 AM | email | archive

"Don't you get it? I Don't know who I am!!!" Saw the Bourne Identity this weekend. With all the hype surrounding it, it was pretty disappointing to see that it too fell prey to just about every CIA Movie Stereotype out there. This is just fresh from watching Spy Game w/ Redford/Pitt and sometimes there was hardly any distinction between the two movies in regards to inventiveness. I've gotten some emails telling me to update my reviews sections...which i'll do here shortly. Here's a small list of things i've seen/read/listened to since the last time I updated those pages:

Movies:
1.) Star Wars Episode II
2.) The Scorpion King (hahah..)
3.) The Bourne Identity
4.) Minority Report
5.) About a Boy
6.) The Sum of All Fears

Music:
1.) Weezer - Maladroit
2.) Van Morrison - Down the Road
3.) Counting Crows - Hard Candy
4.) Oasis - Heathen Chemistry
5.) BRMC - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Reading:
1.) My Life According to Garp (still unfinished)
2.) Hitchhiking Vietnam
3.) Catfish and Mandala
posted by The H.Bomb| 10:10 PM | email | archive