NEW JERSEY WEDDING TOMORROW! But in Austin. Also, the possible Damien BBQ this weekend. OY VEY!
posted by The H.Bomb| 7:16 PM | email | archive

It's official. Todd Rundgren has a longer Allmusic.com Biography than Bob Dylan. Somehow, fascinating.

Also, been really digging that new Lyle Lovett track: San Antonio Girl.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:28 PM | email | archive

It's raining men. Man, the "water pump" for the complex here at work went out yesterday, meaning there's no water pressure for any of the sinks, toilets, etc. It took about three hours for the toilet tank to fill up in most instances. So anyways, the h.dog be holding in his "thang" for hours and hours when I couldn't hold it no more. No way in hell i'm going down to the truck stop. I go in there, do my business with a "dry" seat and then flush it. All goes well, until I open the door and Albert says: "There you are! Did you just--" Yeah I did. "Damnit! I've been saving that flush for hours!". Hahhahaha, you snooze, you lose--JACKASS!

So, it's still down for the most part of today and the complex managers said we could use the office building's bathroom in the adjacent office complex. Let's just say I was the first one to christen it with a little blowout love.

CHECK OUT THE NEW COMIC STRIP!

Song of the Day:
1.) Spoon - Everything Hits at Once.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:07 AM | email | archive

Sometimes...All you need is Hasselhoff.
posted by The H.Bomb| 11:16 PM | email | archive

Recieved a letter the other day from Time Warner Austin.. I thought it was a "pay up now" type of notice, but lo and behold:

Dear Hai Le:

Time Warner Cable appreciates your business and the interest you have expressed in our High Definition converter(s). As you know, we currently have a waiting list of customers for this product. We look forward to providing you with this new cutting edge technology.

We have attempted to conact you by telephone and have been unsuccessful. Your installation date has been set for September 14, 2002 PM. If you have not yet indicatd wich HD broadcast channel you prefer or do not currently subscribe to one of our HD broadcast channels (HBO/Showtime) these channels will be added to your billing. Please contact us at yoru earliest convienence.

Sweet! I can watch Say It Ain't So fifty times a day in High-Definition!

In other news: Dave was eating breakfast in the break room when he saw a mouse scurry across the break room floor, making way through my office. Now there's a scrubby little bastard hanging out in here. Can't stand rodents, leaving their little black pellets everywhere, spreading their rodent germs. Yuck.
posted by The H.Bomb| 1:42 PM | email | archive

Donations. Last monday I dropped off two bags full of clothes i never wear at Goodwill. How funny would it be if they came out to get the bags, took a look inside and said: "No thanks. To tell you the truth, these just aren't hip enough." "Not hip enough for Goodwill?" "Yeah. I mean, look at this stuff. Nobody wears Gerbaud. We'll have this Bart Simpson T-Shirt on the shelves for months and these teal leather western boots went out of style about 1.5 decades ago. Sorry, no can donate."

Anyways, my courdoroy pants went on sale next to the turquoise cowboy vest. I went inside to check out the books section, and to my amazement, there was a gang of about five middle aged men hovering around like vultures in the CD Department. How many digital copies of Jim Croce do you need? Well, picked up some Doc Martens through the ages book, a biography on Hannibal and Cold Mountain for Emily. Pretty clean sweep if you ask me.

Oh yeah, got this three piece lamp set from Linen's and Things because they had a 20% off coupon in the mail. Living with whale oil flame torches in my apartment/dungeon has now come to dead stop.

Also, the NEW COMIC STRIP is out! With a new page too! Check it OUT!

Song of the Day:
1.) New Radicals - Crying like a Church on Monday.
posted by The H.Bomb| 9:20 AM | email | archive